What if a girl furrows some Catholic brows in her attempt to become the first girl to serve Mass in archaic 1972? What if she also works at a county fair for an ex-con named Turtle and takes her parents' car around the block, hitting three parked cars and a truck, all before her fourteenth birthday? What if that girl grows up so addicted to both fun and its by-product, trouble, that she becomes an expert at both?




Would you like DC to throw one of her fun-filled beach parties for you and your book club or organization? Do you want to experience all the humor, sarcasm, and laughs for yourself? Bring DC and her portable beach props to you--she will come ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.

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DC In Publisher's Weekly October 8, 2007

Well, It took 18 months, but I finally made it into PW. I got on Barbara Vey's blog, and sent her a message to be her friend on MYSPACE and look what happened. Click on blog below.


Publishers Weekly's Barbara Vey
Loves Her Beach Party In A Bag

Click Here To Visit Barbara Vey's Blog


 


Just released
May 2008


 


Will Dance For Margaritas


Beach Party In A Bag
Includes Hat, Beer Cozy and a copy of The Art Of Tabledancing.

Price: A Steal At $29.95


Beer Cozy (4-Pack)

Price: $9.95


Hat

Price: $14.95
Sale: $12.95



The Art Of Table Dancing is now available to order!

Click here to order from Amazon.com

View DC's Appearance On A Notorious Talk Show.

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  • READ
    about my infamous GQ scam, which put my name in hundreds of newspapers.

    A Story From DC's upcoming book published by Humor Press

    about DC and The Art of Table Dancing
    Citizen-Times.com
    Enquirer

    DC's article in the Erma Bombeck Workshop Newsletter

    DC chosen as author of the month at Wordshack. Read another excerpt from her first book, a first glimpse at Five People You Meet In A Bar, and more!

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    pictures that explain why I am the way I am...or maybe just raise more questions.

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    DC's favorite links.

Be Part Of DC Stanfa and award-winning humor writer, Susan Reinhardt's next book.

They are looking for humorous relationship stories for Sex In The Cemetery, And Other Bible Stories.

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